Con Chapman

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I am a Boston-area writer, author of two novels, a history of the '78 Red Sox-Yankees pennant race (The Year of the Gerbil), ten published plays and 45 books of humor available on amazon.com.

Stories

Cover Photo: The Master of the Air by Con Chapman
The Master of the Air

She was deadweight in his arms.

Aug 17, 2017
Cover Photo: Tomcattin' by Con Chapman
Tomcattin'

You got to make hay while the sun shines.

Jun 25, 2017
Cover Photo: The Economics of First Wives by Con Chapman
The Economics of First Wives

They're a major capital investment.

Jun 03, 2017
Dinner With the Footnotes

There it was, out in the open for all to see, like an upchucked chipmunk from their cat Mitzi on the rug in front of us.

Mar 23, 2017
Cover Photo: No Country for Dangling Participles by Con Chapman
No Country for Dangling Participles

Don’t go dangling your participles around here you may never see them again.

Aug 03, 2016
Cover Photo: Me and J.D. Salinger at Burger King by Con Chapman
Me and J.D. Salinger at Burger King

The greatest mind ever to stay in prep school.

Jun 11, 2016
Cover Photo: De-MFA-Oscopy Helps Writers Overcome Harm of Advanced Degree by Con Chapman
De-MFA-Oscopy Helps Writers Overcome Harm of Advanced Degree

"I'll love you even if you forget what a trope is."

May 04, 2016
Cover Photo: Waiting for a Liver by Con Chapman
Waiting for a Liver

"I didn't know jack about pleasing a woman."

May 03, 2016
Cover Photo: Won't My Baby Be Cute? by Con Chapman
Won't My Baby Be Cute?

"That's what tacky people do."

Mar 24, 2016
Cover Photo: An Indifferent Irishman Signs My Petition by Con Chapman