Cover Photo: Orange You Glad? by Mallory Soto

Orange You Glad?

First love and bad puns.

Where do I get it? How often do I get it? How do I feel about not having any?Two jobs. Bi-monthly, usually. Fine-ish.

. Why?

How Long Can I Take to Eat This?


say no like a normal person! She’s eight.


empty coke can with the pull tab inside. Old toy with a broken gear. Beer bottle kicked down an empty street.


you can’t hide from us forever, Denise!


niceAladdinThe Lion King.NiceBig Deal

A sexy phase



Banana, banana, banana.

Stop your fucking friend




A short story writer from New York. Has named every pigeon she has ever met. Applies the ten second rule to humanity: It’s still good.