Defenestrated
A typewriter in a free fall accelerates at nine point eight meters per second squared.
Don’t ask me why I can remember every useless fact ever, yet forget that I’d set my typewriter on the windowsill in the first place.
The world’s fastest runner can reach speeds of twenty-eight miles per hour.
Orgastic Future.
Defenestrate.Verb. To throw someone or something out a window.
Orgastic Future
Single. Adjective. Unwed. Of or relating to celibacy.
A lowered voice indicates sexual arousal.
Firemen spend one out of three nights at the station
Hylan lives in Portland with her family. She enjoys reading (and writing) romance, Oxford commas, and the local food scene.
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