Cover Photo: An illustration of two Asian women in dresses staring at each other at a gala from across the room, surrounded by rich white men  and white women. The room is mostly dark, with beautiful chandeliers hanging down.
Illustration by Sirin Thada for Catapult

Rich White Boys

I told myself I accepted his gala invite because I wanted to see what else they could get away with.

You can’t tell anyone what happens hereIt’s a secret

Bring more kegsAnd bring the hottest babes you have.

Oh my god, I haven’t seen you in foreverDid you drink from that yet?I think I took a sip, why?When?I heard they just put something in the keg, so don’t drink more from it.

TimesWhat year is it?

Is this W’s Club?Is there a party going on right now?It’s a gala, but yes.

What’s it like?

Sorry, I’m not allowed to tell you.It’s amazing in there though. Things you’ve never seen.

Karen Yuan is an editor at Bon Appétit. Her writing appears or is forthcoming in The Drift, The Atlantic, and The Daily Beast. She lives in New York City and tweets at @karenyuan_.