Cover Photo: Jakub Kapusnak via Unsplash
Jakub Kapusnak via Unsplash

If Famous Authors Described My Daily Meals

The lady inhales the entirety of the burrito. How is she to expect the courtship of a gentleman with such brash and unrefined manners?

Karen Chee is a comedy writer/performer living in New York City.  She contributes regularly to The New Yorker, McSweeney's, and Splitsider, and has also written for Shondaland, Reductress, and Funny or Die. You can tweet her at @karencheee, or check out for more info.