Cover Photo: A photograph of a game-show spinning wheel, multicolored and with a different dollar amount on each segment of the wheel.
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The high-tier prizes involved top-of-the-line gender-affirmation surgery—usually stuff not covered yet by health insurance.

When I first talked to Darren about the idea, I was dozing on the living room couch after work while he did a live class on the spin bike with Cheyenne, his favorite instructor. I’m not sure how much he was listening to me. He stared at the screen as though he might ride the bike through it and into Cheyenne’s arms in front of a live studio audience.


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Emrys Donaldson is an Assistant Professor of English at Jacksonville State University. His work has recently appeared in Electric Literature, Literary Hub, and Queer Little Nightmares (Arsenal Pulp Press, 2022). You can read more of his writing at