“Commerce!” Emily shouted. “The hoarding and ceding and exchange of power. I see no clearer path into the souls of human people.”
July 8, 2016 3:23 a.m.
Hark. A vision has come to me.
Tomorrow. Let us gather in the Room of Conference. Other Emily can you please bring paper Thanks.
March 22, 2013 6:02 a.m.
Hark. The hour of our departure from this place has arrived
Emily will you please retrieve my trunks from storage. Lucretia Please meet me in herb cellar Thank you!
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“Too sinister,” Rashida said. She was looking at a photo of a small plastic tub.
Too hot to crop.
Let’s get one thing straight: Hair matters.
Let’s get another thing straight: Your hair.
Let’s get another thing curly.
Own your hair
Hair Dominion. Own your hair.
He must liftand he must hate himself
What is seed of hummus
Do u have seed of hummus?
Seed of **hubris. Sorry sorry.
July 13, 2016 3:23 a.m.
Hi Thinking about crop -- two blonds pls Lucretia Rashida pls bring wines Thrilled to introduce you ladies to our new Emily!
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Do you call upon the power of all Emilys, thence and hereafter?
Brennan Kilbane is a writer from Cleveland. His interviews and essays have appeared in GQ, New York Magazine, Goop's momentary print magazine (RIP), and Allure, where he was recently on staff as a features writer.
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