Jay Kettering

Stories

Cover Photo: When Teachers Have Guns or The 15 Minute School Day by Jay Kettering
When Teachers Have Guns or The 15 Minute School Day

Mr. V., are you drunk? Or are you just really unqualified to teach?

Dec 05, 2016
Cover Photo: Orange Is the New President by Jay Kettering
Orange Is the New President

I can just be the king, right?

Dec 01, 2016
Cover Photo: Dem Deluxe Ostrich Goggles by Jay Kettering
Cover Photo: My Birthday Wish by Jay Kettering
My Birthday Wish

"I'm not here for a necklace," I'll say. "I need a liver."

Sep 30, 2016
Cover Photo: Is This a Poem? by Jay Kettering
Is This a Poem?

I went back to my drink and prepared to pout when I noticed her grinning, and like a stream of internet porn, her smile was endless.

Sep 27, 2016
Cover Photo: Letter Wars by Jay Kettering
Cover Photo: Why I Stopped Riding Horses by Jay Kettering
Cover Photo: Thinking About Moore, Montana by Jay Kettering
Cover Photo: James Joyce Pitches A Porno by Jay Kettering
James Joyce Pitches A Porno

I have in my satchel your next big hit.

Jul 12, 2016
Cover Photo: Hair Notes by Jay Kettering
Hair Notes

I have no ambition to learn, nor do I intend to get better.

Jun 21, 2016