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Today’s Story

“I’m an undertaker. I lost a lady I buried.”

Jan 19, 2017
Likable

Each time she opened her mouth, whoever was nearby liked her a little less.

Jan 12, 2017
The Blood Jet

He was never nice, yet I let him move in. This, I thought, was experience.

Jan 05, 2017
Who Is Greg Stalfa and What Does He Mean?

“I was hoping his face might appear to me on a tortilla.”

Feb 12, 2016
Watermelon

“. . . tapping your fist on your palm while I called you names . . .”

Feb 05, 2016
Regatta

“He thought of just the right words to say to Julie.”

Jan 29, 2016
Cats With Pitiful Mystiques

“I thought about charging $15 for the cats.”

Jan 20, 2016
Hunger

“It’s amazing how many pretzels fit inside the little bowl.”

Jan 13, 2016