Cover Photo: College and beer pong by Emma Britton

College and beer pong

And a boy so very appropriately named Dick.

Legend says beer pong was invented in 1884 by the late, great Thomas Pong, but I’m no historian. Since then, it has evolved into a sport dominated only by the greatest of the great. Though I am no good at pong, I once knew a boy who was.

The Beer Olympics were an incredibly stereotypical set of competitions where testosterone-filled bros from different frats attempted to outdrink each other.